(As a side note, this is an impressive hoax, even by 4chan’s standards. The oddest thing is that people (especially those who should know better) actually believe this is taking place. Do a reverse image search on some of the purported images (if you can stomach it), they’re all either stock or unoriginal. I also seriously doubt that someone would cause themselves harm because a performer who they don’t personally know is privately photographed doing a recreational drug that is slowly becoming decriminalized. Bravo 4chan, trolling is a art indeed.)
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